It is only natural that we poke fun of a hobby that we hold so dear. It is only natural that we point out the idiosyncrasies and contradictions of the board gaming hobby. I do it because I care… honest.

These memes are also posted on my @BoardGameBloke Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Here I have the advantage of waffling on a little more about board games and such.

Battlestar Galactica

Over the years of my infatuation, I have gathered oddles of piccies related to Battlestar Galactica. Look at my BSG tagged images on BGG if you dare.

Battlestar Galactica Meme

Battlestar Galactica
Does playing BSG over 550 times mean that I play it too much?

Game Night

It is a well known fact that dice hate me. I still like games with dice or cards because they creates drama and uncertainty in the game play. There is a simple thrill when you have to make a die roll. You have a chance of success.. and then the dice invariably disappoints me. This is why I like games where you need to roll high sometimes and roll low at other times. That helps to even out my bad luck with the dice. This never helps me, but I appreciate the chance to try.

Dice hate me
Dice hate me

In real life there are people who are always early, and there are people who always arrive late. This happens in board gaming groups too. It is only natural that people start to play games at soon as they arrive. This often means that the late arrivals (finally) turn up and they have no one to play a game with.

How do you handle late arrivals?
How do you handle late arrivals?

So you have a bunch of people wanting to play games. Too many people for one game. Not only do you have to divide people up into groups based on the number of players, but you also have to divide people up based on their board game preferences. It can be tough at times to match all of the criteria. It is like juggling cats!

Game night mathematics
Game night mathematics

Game are being taught all the time. New games are being played, or someone wants to learn a new game. The game explainer (or explainers) will often miss out an important rule. They do not do this on purpose, or at least I hope that they do not. The game explainer simply overlooks to mention something.

Then this happens…
SBGM rules

Game Rules and Rulebooks

This is one board game related issue where I have received initial disagreement from a few people. After the subsequent discussion we have ended under general agreement on the issue.

A generalization is that a game is simpler with fewer pages of rules. Some players balk at the idea of a large rulebook. I do not. I balk at the idea of an unclear, poorly organized, non-cross referenced, and incomplete rulebook.

A short rulebook does not necessarily result in an easy to learn nor an easy to play game.

Some rulebooks are a joy to read and use. An example is Combat Commander: Europe by GMT Games. It is well organized, concise, even humorous, and it is easy to use during the actual game. One of my worst experiences of a set of rules was one where the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) document was 11 pages long. The game itself was supplied with one sheet of 11×17  paper for the rules. This included a large diagram and the game credits etc. To be fair, I will not name the game, but I had several games in mind when I created the image.

Short game rules

Counter Clippers

One slightly controversial aspect of the wargaming hobby is that of counter clipping. There can be dogeared corners on the cardboards chits, or counters, when they are removed from the countersheets. Many gamers just leave them as is. Others will use scissors or even nail-clippers to tidy the edges. Classy gamers use Corner Clippers from Oregon Laminations. I prefer the 2mm Deluxe on all except the large 1 inch counters, in that case the 2.5mm is better.

The Oregon Laminations Deluxe Corner Trimmer
The Oregon Laminations Deluxe Corner Trimmer…a thing of beauty
My Oregon Laminations Deluxe Corner Trimmers
My Oregon Laminations Deluxe Corner Trimmers… and their handiwork
Clipped counters
Clipped counters… nice and neat

Wargaming

As a long time wargamer, I find it a little too easy to poke fun at our antics.

ASL has a rule for everything
ASL (Advanced Squad Leader) has rules that cover a myriad of situations.
Combat Results Table
I dislike the repetitive counting and recounting to make the next attack ratio
The Chaos of war
Sometimes your roll a 1 when crossing a trench
The driver probably thought it was a bright idea
The driver probably thought it was a bright idea. Someone had to be the first to push over a tree in a tank.
Monster wargames
It can take hours to setup, or to put away, a monster game.
Half-remembered game rules
Half-remembered game rules. There is always time to read the rules during the game.
Supply rules
Many wargames have very harsh rules on supplying the armies with the necessities of war.

Game Group Organizing

As a game group organizer I am always on the lookout for new and bigger gaming locations.

Always on the lookout for new gaming locations
Always on the lookout for new gaming locations

General Board Gaming Subjects

Plain Meeples are actually naked
Plain Meeples are actually naked….mind blown
The ongoing struggle of game storage....solved
The ongoing struggle of game storage….solved

Tim

23rd March 2018. Updated 28th March 2018

 

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